Got this one from
jaxsonott and
samiitiger 1. Your ex is on the side of the road on fire. What do you do?
Get a bucket of water and drench the wench
2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Congratulate her and pray that I'm not the daddy (which I'm most likely not anyway)
3. When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
When I floored my roomate with a haymaker to the temple
4. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
Daniel (After one of my family's best friends who died 2 years ago)
5. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
I'd leave it to the mother
6. What are you craving right now?
More players, I would say Arby's but I ate there an hour ago.
7. What was the last thing you cried about?
Buck "Pa Kettle" Brown's death last year at the Illinois State Fair
8. When you buy something and your change is a penny. Do you keep it or tell them to keep the change?
Yes, or put it in a donation box or penny tray.
9. What color is your tissue box?
Don't normally need Kleenex
10. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
A carny with a ceiling fan? Why?
11. What is the last voicemail you received about?
Telemarketer
12. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
Seeing a fat redneck woman with a plumber's crack
13. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
3 soft tacos w/o lettuce and a Baja Blast
14. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Yep
15. What was the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Bud Light
16. Are you happy right now?
I'm not happy, it's just gas :P
17. Who came over last?
"Crash" (Carny friend)
18. Do you miss anybody right now?
I always miss my hometown of Burlington, IA
19. Dark or light jeans?
Dark
20. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Superman Returns
21. What is in your pocket?
Money, ID's, 2 lighters, and 4 packs of cigarettes
22. Who introduced you to your [significant other]?
Single right now
23. Where do you hurt?
Left ankle's a bit sore
24. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
Beer
25. When is your birthday?
Oct. 31st, 1981
26. What are you going to do after this?
Get ready for work
27. What is your favorite dessert?
Angel Food Cake ala mode
28. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
Maybe 1 or 2
29. Is someone plotting your demise?
Don't Know
30. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
Not really, I'm the only known Sandell in the carnival business.
31. Does someone like you right now?
Yes
32. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
A few
33. Do you like the color green?
Yes, especially the kind you can smoke :P
34. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Yes.